Golden Truths

The vertical file of a library has many nice articles worth reading. Heres one that caught my attention.

The Golden Truth( Things I have Learned from Children)
For those with children, those thinking about it or those who have an excuse not to..

1. There is no such things as child-proofing your house.

2. A four year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

3. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh-Oh," its already too late.

4. Super glue is forever.

5. You probably do not want to know what the odor is.

6. Quiet does not mean don't worry.

7. A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life( unfortunately, mostly in retrospect)